Harry Potter and the Cock Blocking Compulsion

So…based on something posted in my friends twitter…we got into a great discussion about Harry and his cock blocking tendencies.

Yeah….take whatever is said after this with a grain of salt. I often spout random things. And before the conversation…the gifs that started it all.

[6/29/2011 11:19:25 PM] Sora: Bahahaha harry must be a cockblock! I MUST DO THIS!

[6/29/2011 11:19:44 PM] Rebecca: OMG YES

[6/29/2011 11:20:10 PM] Rebecca: HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME IN THE MOVIES

[6/29/2011 11:21:06 PM] Sora: THAT”S CAUSE HE JUST WANTS LOVE BUT HAS TO PUSH AWAY LOVE OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL THEM DEAD! WHY AM I USING CAPS! I AM AN ADULT!

[6/29/2011 11:21:31 PM] Rebecca: I USE CAPS ALL THE TIME!

[6/29/2011 11:21:53 PM] Rebecca: SO HIS LACK OF LOVE MEANS THAT RON AND HERMIONE CAN’T HAVE LOVE NOW EITHER?

[6/29/2011 11:23:31 PM] Sora: NO HE JUST WANTS A LITTLE BIT OF IT! JUST A LITTLE!~

[6/29/2011 11:23:51 PM] Sora: HE JUST WANTS A HUG!

[6/29/2011 11:24:05 PM] Sora: SEE THEY NEVER HUG HIM>>HE HAS TO STEAL THE HUG TO EVEN GET ONE!

[6/29/2011 11:24:34 PM] Sora: EXCEPT FROM MOLLY WEASLEY! SEE! HE NEVER COCK BLOCKS HER!

[6/29/2011 11:24:49 PM] Sora: OR REMUS! REMUS HAD A KID! NO COCKBLOCKING THERE!

[6/29/2011 11:25:08 PM] Sora: Wow…we’re nerds to be arguing this

[6/29/2011 11:25:19 PM] Rebecca: it’s not even a real argument

[6/29/2011 11:25:31 PM] Rebecca: just a discussion in caps lock

[6/29/2011 11:25:53 PM] Rebecca: WELL IF HARRY NEEDED LOVE HE COULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR IT INSTEAD OF COCKBLOCKING RON ALL THE TIME

[6/29/2011 11:26:52 PM] Sora: BUT RON HAS THE EMOTIONAL MATURITY OF A SPOON! HE MIGHT”VE MISUNDERSTOOD!

[6/29/2011 11:27:12 PM] Rebecca: HERMIONE WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD

[6/29/2011 11:27:36 PM] Rebecca: AND BEATEN SENSE INTO RON

[6/29/2011 11:28:13 PM] Sora: YEAH BUT HERMIONE IS SMART AND AND…AND HARRY IS A BOY SO HE DIDN”T UNDERSTAND PROPER ETTIQUOTE! HE LIVED UNDER THE STAIRS FOR ELEVEN YEARS! HE”S STILL LEARNING.

[6/29/2011 11:28:28 PM] Sora: I think we need to record this conversation somehow…hm…

[6/29/2011 11:28:39 PM] Rebecca: already done

[6/29/2011 11:28:43 PM] Sora: Ettiquite   is that even spelled right

[6/29/2011 11:29:02 PM] Rebecca: etiquette

[6/29/2011 11:29:07 PM] Rebecca: maybe

[6/29/2011 11:29:08 PM] Rebecca: idk

[6/29/2011 11:29:11 PM] Sora: lawl

[6/29/2011 11:29:19 PM] Rebecca: WELL HE SHOULD HAVE LEARNED NOT TO COCKBLOCK

[6/29/2011 11:29:31 PM] Rebecca: ISN’T THAT LIKE BOY 101

[6/29/2011 11:29:46 PM] Rebecca: RON CLEARLY IS SLACKING AT TEACHING HARRY HOW TO BE MALE

[6/29/2011 11:32:00 PM] Sora: EXACTLY! HE MISSED THAT CLASS CAUSE HE HAS NO DAD, WASN’T GOING TO LEARN IT FROM VERNON…SIRIUS ONLY HAD A LITTLE TIME WITH HIM AND REMUS FORGOT. AND HERMIONE COULD ONLY TEACH HARRY SO MUCH ABOUT HOW TO BE A MALE…CLEARLY RON WAS SILLY IN NOT INSTRUCTING HARRY CORRECTLY ABOUT EMOTIONAL MATTERS AND NOT COCKBLOCKING…BUT HE DOES HAVE EMOTIONAL MATURITY OF A SPOON SO I GUESS HE COULDN’T HELP IT AND I’M NOT SURE MY AGRUMENT EVEN MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

[6/29/2011 11:33:37 PM] Sora: I should post in my blog…hm…perhaps this convo….

[6/29/2011 11:37:42 PM] Sora: ello?

[6/29/2011 11:37:50 PM] Rebecca: hi, my computer died

[6/29/2011 11:37:55 PM] Rebecca: sorry

[6/29/2011 11:38:02 PM] Sora: aw…did you not get my last wall of text then?

[6/29/2011 11:38:10 PM] Rebecca: I’m reading it right now

[6/29/2011 11:38:14 PM] Sora: oh okies

[6/29/2011 11:38:36 PM] Rebecca: YOUR ARGUMENT MAKES SENSE

[6/29/2011 11:38:49 PM] Rebecca: BUT DUMBLEDORE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIS ABOUT MANLINESS

[6/29/2011 11:38:54 PM] Rebecca: EVEN IF HE WAS FLAMING

[6/29/2011 11:39:13 PM] Rebecca: THOSE ARE THE LESSONS HE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HARRY

[6/29/2011 11:39:34 PM] Rebecca: BUT I SUPPOSE IT DIDN’T MATTER TO DUMBLEDORE BECAUSE HARRY WAS JUST GOING TO DIE ANYWAY

[6/29/2011 11:41:29 PM] Sora: WHAT! DUMBLEDORE THOUGHT HARRY WAS JUST GOING TO DIE ANYWAY? AND MAYBE…MAYBE HE WAD JUST DOING HIS HARRY LEARNS BEST BY EXPERIENCE THING AGAIN AND FIGURED HARRY WOULD FIGURE IT OUT…OR AGREED WITH HIS COCKBLOCKING TENDENCIES TO STOP UNWANTED PREGNACY WITHIN HOGWARTS

[6/29/2011 11:42:08 PM] Sora: -GASPETH- MAYBE THAT’S WHY VOLDEMORT WANTED TO KILL HARRY! HE KENW TAHT HARRY WAS DESTINED TO BECOME A COCK BLOCKER AND WOULD COCK BLOCK HIS DEATH EATERS OUT OF EXISTANCE

[6/29/2011 11:42:18 PM] Sora: AND DUMBLEDORE WANTED THAT!

[6/29/2011 11:43:10 PM] Rebecca: BUT DUMBLEDORE COULD HAVE JUST TURNED ALL OF THE DEATH EATERS CHILDREN GAY

[6/29/2011 11:43:27 PM] Rebecca: THOUGH I SUPPOSE USING HARRY TO COCKBLOCK WOULD BE EASIER

[6/29/2011 11:44:29 PM] Rebecca: BUT COME ON, DRACO WAS PRACTICALLY GAY TO BEGIN WITH

[6/29/2011 11:44:35 PM] Rebecca: ALSO, CRABBE AND GOYLE

[6/29/2011 11:45:50 PM] Sora: BUT!!! YOU CAN’T JUST GO UP TO THEM AND MAKE THEM GAY. IT’D BE ONE OF THOSE…ARE YOU GAY? GASPETH! YOU CAN’T JUST ASK THEM IS THEY ARE GAY DUMBLEDORE…(YOU KNOW…INSTEAD OF WHOLE HARRY ASKING VOLDEMORT WHY HE HAS NO NOSE THING…THIS INSTEAD)

[6/29/2011 11:46:17 PM] Sora: AND YES…DRACO WAS…BUT THE ABOVE ARGUMENT STILL STANDS

[6/29/2011 11:46:27 PM] Rebecca: I UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE

[6/29/2011 11:46:34 PM] Rebecca: AND YOUR ARGUMENT MAY STAND

[6/29/2011 11:46:50 PM] Rebecca: AND I SUPPOSE DUMBLEDORE WOULDN’T WANT TO BE LIKE GRINDELWALD

[6/29/2011 11:47:02 PM] Rebecca: WHO JUST PREYED ON HIS EMOTIONS

[6/29/2011 11:47:46 PM] Sora: TOTALLY…CAUSE THAT’S WHY GRINDELWALD WAS BAD…HE ASKED PEOPLE THOSE TYPES OF QUESTIONS…AND IT’S BAD TO STALK EMOTION LIKE PREY

[6/29/2011 11:48:10 PM] Sora: HEH…STALKING…LIKE A PREY…HIDING…LIKE A PREY…WHY AM I MAKING LIKE A BOSS REFERENCES IN MY HEAD…THIS IS A BAD JOKE

[6/29/2011 11:48:21 PM] Rebecca: AND HE KNEW DUMBLEDORE LIKED HIM AND THEN USED HIM FOR HIS OWN EVIL PURPOSES

[6/29/2011 11:48:31 PM] Rebecca: MAINLY TO GET THE HALLOWS

[6/29/2011 11:49:27 PM] Sora: EXACTLY! OH! MAYBE GRINDELWALD WAS SUPPOSE TO GIVE DUMBLEDORE THE MANLY TALK BECAUSE ABERFORTH ASKED BUT BECAUSE GRINDELWALD PREYED ON EMOTION HE DIDN’T AND DUMBLEDORE DIDN’T GET IT AND IT TRAVLED DOWNT HE LINE SO HARRY NEVER GOT THE TALK

[6/29/2011 11:49:38 PM] Sora: CLEARLY ALL THE COCK BLOCKING IS GRINDELWALD’S FAULT

[6/29/2011 11:49:50 PM] Rebecca: CLEARLY

[6/29/2011 11:50:08 PM] Rebecca: THOUGH ABERFORTH SHOULD HAVE STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE

[6/29/2011 11:50:48 PM] Sora: TRUE…BUT HE FIGURED HE WOULDN’T ACT LIKE THE DAD SO HE’D LET THE MAN DUMBLEDORE WAS INSTERESTED IN EXPLAIN BETTER…HE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS

[6/29/2011 11:51:20 PM] Sora: i love us

[6/29/2011 11:51:31 PM] Rebecca: ABERFORTH ALWAYS HAD GOOD INTENTIONS BUT WAS STUPID

[6/29/2011 11:51:37 PM] Rebecca: I love us too

[6/29/2011 11:52:45 PM] Sora: YES! IT IS SAD. AT LEAST HE SAVED HARRY

[6/29/2011 11:53:14 PM] Rebecca: YES, AT LEAST HE GOT HIS ACT TOGETHER IN THE END

[6/29/2011 11:53:37 PM] Rebecca: ABERFORTH WAS A COCKBLOCKER TOO PRETTY MUCH

[6/29/2011 11:53:51 PM] Rebecca: IN THE WHOLE DUMBLEDORE/GRINDELWALD RELATIONSHIP

[6/29/2011 11:54:00 PM] Rebecca: HE MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN BETTER

[6/29/2011 11:54:39 PM] Sora: CAUSE HE NEVER HAD A DAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM…IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY

[6/29/2011 11:54:47 PM] Sora: IT’S A BAD VICIOUS CYCLE

[6/29/2011 11:55:00 PM] Rebecca: THEY HAD A DAD BUT HE KILLED MUGGLES

[6/29/2011 11:55:05 PM] Rebecca: SO NOT REALLY

[6/29/2011 11:55:46 PM] Sora: HM…WELL…THAT’S NOT MUCH DIFFERENT THEN NOT HAVING PARENTS. MURDEROUS PARENTS ARE PROBABLY NEVER HOME SO IT’S ALMOST THE SAME

[6/29/2011 11:55:56 PM] Rebecca: EXACTLY

[6/29/2011 11:56:20 PM] Rebecca: SO MAYBE HARRY’S COCKBLOCKING CAN BE BLAMED ON DUMBLEDORE’S MURDEROUS PARENTS

[6/29/2011 11:56:40 PM] Rebecca: THOUGH I’M DOWN WITH BLAMING IT ON GRINDELWALD

[6/29/2011 11:56:55 PM] Rebecca: BECUASE HE MESSED WITH POOR DUMBLIES EMOTIONS

[6/29/2011 11:57:40 PM]Sora: MM…I THINK GRINDELWALD CAUSE I LIKE THAT ARGUMENT BETTER…AND HE HAD PARENTS TO TELL HIM SO HE DIDN’T SHARE WITH DUMBLEDORE AND THEREFORE IT IS HIS FAULT

[6/29/2011 11:58:29 PM] Rebecca: THAT’S TRUE

[6/29/2011 11:58:37 PM] Rebecca: GRINDELWALD SHOULD HAVE PASSED ON THE MAN KNOWLEDGE

[12:00:08 AM] Rebecca: (WELL SO SHOULD HAVE RON BUT HE’S A SPOON EMOTIONALLY)

[12:01:00 AM]Sora: YES! SO CLEARLY IT’S HIS FAULT! CASE CLOSED!

[12:01:20 AM] Rebecca: INDEED

[12:01:45 AM] Rebecca: LOGIC DICTATES THAT IT IS GRINDELWALD’S FAULT

[12:02:04 AM] Sora: GLAD WE AGREE! TIME FOR COCAO!

[12:02:18 AM] Rebecca: I WANT COCOA

[12:02:26 AM] Rebecca: WE CAN HAVE SOME TOMORROW

[12:02:43 AM] Sora: YUSH! AGREED! WHOO! GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION WE ARE INSANE

[12:03:06 AM] Rebecca: CLEARLY WE ARE INSANE BUT THIS IS WHY WE’RE FRIENDS

[12:03:35 AM] Sora: YUSH!

(And here is a link to my friends blog with the same info….I need to learn how to make links look nice here…anyway here it is: http://beckz0rz.tumblr.com/post/7072873393/a-discussion-of-why-harry-potter-is-a-cockblocker )

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